Hey guys! We heard you wanted a car that was practical, affordable, fun to drive, with decent power and great fuel economy. We tried to build you one...but instead we built something that is NONE of those things. We tried to check all the boxes and instead built something that is mediocre in every conceivable way. …

If soulja boy gives the presentation at the Volvo stand at this thing's debut I'm gonna die of joy.

Yep, exactly. But still — no warranty that way.

Because it's same platform with E-class and no so many customers ready to pay extra 30% for a stylish body. Same with Audi A7.

The reason for the CLS not selling as well is because your typical Mercedes owner is old and stodgy, and doesn't want a car that looks as nice as this. He/she probably got into the CLS, remarked at the poor visibility through those tiny windows, and then signed the papers on a E or S-class, both of which seat 5…

I've always pictured Steam like this.

He's probably thinking, "My God. The last car I ever drive is going to be a Geo fucking Metro."

I'll take the car and the girl. I'll return one at the end of the weekend.

Wow. This thing immediately brings me back to the '80's . I was pumping gas at one of my first real jobs. We had a regular customer, maybe early 50's, who had one of these and would not let me open the filler door or take the cap off. He would get out of the car, take off his driving gloves (no joke) and open them.…

Many of the leagues that allow privateers will inevitably have terrible race teams. The various Le Mans series have had some terrible, terrible, privateer teams run over the years. Seems almost ridiculous when you consider that they didn't stand a chance and usually just caused accidents with cars that the…

dammit, now I'm gonna get sucked into the black hole that is tvtropes.

Not being able to buy a Ferrari really makes me want a McLaren more.

Give Danica a break. That was the first time she ever saw someone in her rearview mirror.

Raptor AND a Modern Warfare Jeep? I don't know how the building is still standing.

This is why I hate leaving my car at the dealership. I was at a stoplight on a rainy day once when I see a Mustang Boss come tearing ass through the intersection, misjudge the turn and curb it hard onto the grass. Out steps a grease monkey from the local Ford dealership, with his name on his jumpsuit and everything,…

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That is crackiest crack-a-lackin crack pipe I've ever seen. Who are the 115 morons that voted Nice Price??? Did Liberace and Cher have 115 illegitimate children?

Let's see, someone else's project with someone else's problems for over twice the going rate of a stock Z06 or a new C7...Rob Ford levels of Crackpipe