To the user(s) that will inevitably post the current-gen Corolla or Camry, please turn in your Jalop card now. Thank you for your cooperation.

More like "are there any dead Italian hookers inside?".

It's an old Jag. She might be a while.

Some say, she bought her first car at 14 months ... and that her mother mixes in 5W30 with her night time bottle ... all we know is that she's the Stig's illegitimate American daughter.

That's funny, I thought all cop cars looked like this:

And the look on the face of the 5'-6" 'roided-out, over-tanned gym rat who walks out and see his manhood removed from the parking lot: Priceless.

Wait, we're knocking the Germans for the Atlantic Wall, when the French basically buried $3B Francs into the ground for the Maginot Line, which did absolutely nothing?

Petty Racing has an awesome dental plan.

Yo Raph... Imma let you...

How does this unfairly make you look like an asshole?

I never understood how the MV-1, with a body on frame design and a V8, qualified for the "green" loans it got. I know it had a version that could run on natural gas, but still...

There's a fine line with Vettes:

Early Stingray models: Cool

Burying turds is the proper means of disposal and endorsed by the Church of Stig.

Donk? Do those look like 24's on a crown victoria to you?

The most hilarious experience I've seen with a Rent-A-Center/RimTyme was when an employee of said company lived across from me. I saw him in his uniform at the mailbox all the time and he sometimes drove a work truck home. He lost his job for some reason — it was very apparent when that happened, because a big…

Had to be Romney. In '95 Obama was still trying to get a decent set of forged papers to enter the country.

especially when the V-Tech kicks in yo

They won't find it. It's obvious that Obama traveled back in time and had her killed and then cloned her in 1947 to create Hillary Clinton in order to promote the gay agenda and help the UN enslave hard working Americans.

So Kate Upton is missing her Bikini. Awesome I'll take Kate Upton without her bikini. You can have the Bikini.

He labels them so he can remember their names in the morning.