Not just any Geo Metro, but the convertible. Because you can actually hear the people laughing as they drive by...

Snickers is (are?) the Ford F-150 of the candy world. Not flashy, gets the job done reliably, high volume, better frozen and loaded with peanuts.

No, really, I am a seat.

crikey, i don't want to know what bernie ecclestone will look like if he loses this bet.

The bear had a hankering for some Rhesus Pieces.

In 50 years, young whipper-snappers like you (Yes, Mate, I'm talking to you) will wax nostalgic about the classic RedBull and Patron livery on the solar powered death cars that battle for supremacy and survival in a broken world while we, the ancient moon-dwelling elite, slumber fitfully in cryogenic sleep and softly…

Oh, Lord! I'll probably have nightmares tonight!

Japan has better jet packs!

Today, I go, to Rally Race with my friend, Sayir. I LIKE!

Ann Arbor is basically Detroit and there are a ton of car mags out there now.

love tap

This lovely lady will hopefully not crash while bringing whatever car she's driving to today's COD winner(s).

The only smart guy. "**** this, I'm stepping out into traffic."

Bahahahah, that's the "F1 inspired concept" from Renault?? bahahahahaha

Also note, it is automatic so he doesn't wear out his pimp hand...

"Have fun at soccer practice, kids! Your aunt and I are going to go pick up two pigs and 80 lbs of rice, then get you after practice."

First off, that Toyota origin is hideous and needs to die. Preferably with the help of fire.

"You know you want this car, bitch."

Bernie is also known to have no less than 20 random, headline making statements in his pocket. He pulls these out when there is a lack of news in F1, or he needs to bring attention to F1.