I am surprised that no one has mentioned bro trucks in this discussion. They are truly the epitome of douche.

For those of us with no money, we'll be reaching for some lotion and tissue......

0/10 would not bang

We all know the real demographic for these cars are aging baby boomers in their 50s and 60s, trying to be hip like the kids. That being said, it's a nice redesign.

Alot of people have claimed that the increasing use of video cameras will make cops overenforce laws, but as we've seen in the last few weeks, it can go the other way as well. Before this age of cameras everywhere I think cops were able to get away with alot more than they can now.

The nicest thing I can say about this is that it's still better than buying a Lexus.

I miss all the two door utes, especially the K5 Blazers and the Ford Broncos. Sure we've got the Land Rover Evoque, but that really doesn't count since it's an urban bloatmobile.

"Once touching down and taking off with no landing gear".

Grand Theft Auto IRL

Please....please...just stop. My eyes can't take it anymore. I would rather browse /r/spacedicks for an hour then be forced to gaze upon this monstrosity for 10 minutes.

I love the old dog dish hubcaps! Invokes the muscle car era and just looks badass.

Bro logic dictates that it must have a 5" lift and 30" tires before it's considered "fast"

Hah! Already knew who your choice would be.

I'd take one of these 70s GMC motorhomes.

Remember the Time Warner Bros edition of the Chevy Venture minivan?

A true mid-life crisis car, the SSR is.

I have been looking like mad for a late 90s Volvo S70 sedan with a manual, but so far no dice. I've combed the national ads and local Craigslists and they are scarcer than hen's teeth. I heard on the Volvo forums that manuals were pretty much either special order things or extremely rare options.

I like your optimism, lady/sir.

My parents have a black 2010 Suburban LS 2x4 that looks startingly like the Interceptor version. No chrome bits or such, and really tinted windows. Looks boss.

Sounds like a flavor from a 90s juice box.