The Genesis would be alright with a few checked boxes and aftermarket addons, but I agree, better choices out there.

Yakima bike racks and PETA stickers are almost mandatory accessories for this segment.

You're not exactly right on the tC....take a look at the parking lot of my local community college and you'll see at least 4-5 tCs.

Advertising? What's that?

Nice older Mercedes.

I had the Mazda5 for awhile...fun little car, and I loved the little sliding doors and the flat floor. Very nice alternative to a boring minivan.

Seeing that video makes me physically ill.

Since other posters have already said 1st gen iDrive, I'll have to go with Ford SYNC

You beat me to it.

Yeah, this was on Reddit /r/autos front page yesterday

Was I the only one expecting to see a Hello Kitty decal(s) on the offending car?

I'd like to say the only really good Highlander was the 1st generation. My dad had one and loved it. Simple, easy to drive, yet affordable. We had the 4 cylinder version which was just fine for getting around town, nothing flashy. In short, this one got the job done. Then the second gen came out and it was a…

Just chillin.

Would have been better with this guy.

I don't know about some of the jobs with those degrees, but I'm pretty sure the Jalopnik guys get access to some pretty cool cars on occasion.

Looks like Britney Spears on meth.

Wat.

I personally would only be paying cash for a used car, buying new and paying with cash is just too much in depreciation loss unless if I'm going to be driving the car for at least 5 years.

Looks like your typical cheap hotel carpet, and it's not everyday that you get a Nascar car doing burnouts indoors, of all places.

Watch out for masturbating truckers!