Step one: figure out how to pronounce “Bon Iver.”

As a season ticket holder for the indians who routinely sits in 36 degree weather to watch very mediocre april baseball i sure do hope that portland idea features a dome b/c man... there’s only so many tall boys one can afford to try to stay warm. 

You have a problem in society when the best player in baseball’s brand is smaller than some AA player in Binghamton, New York.

Lousy Mune weather

“She’s still only human”

Who else heard this sound?

It’s fairly simple.

So, Marlins Man cast doubt on a floundering franchise’s gaff, on such a scale - as to hook a reporter in to his net of concern and chum the waters of discontent, while churning the seas of discord....Seems we’ve all been schooled. I took the bait and find myself reeling.

Hi, Doris, this is YBB. Let’s get you back to Stereogum and get you a nice cup of cocoa.

Member when even this guy believed in climate change?

The Mushroom Kingdom.

Wade can back her up on one point: having active shooters definitely helps defeat Grizzlies.

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

Thanks, that clears things up for me

Sadly, this means that no matter how many golds Shiffrin wins in the future, either in these Games or future ones, she’ll never be able to break the record for most golds won, which will be held by her equipment.

I did a white exterior with an all beige interior - just like your aunt’s 10 year old Accord.

I’m sure Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod have much better conversations:

Foul ball? More like foul call. Am I right guys? Anyone?

Chris Paul and James Harden were front row for the first part of the game, but not around for the walk off. Poor Chris Paul cant even WATCH playoff wins.