What’s the frequency 'kick'eth... I'm sorry rem. 

Hahahaha. You have to write about this. And no I didn't read the article and no I don't have social media.  Hahahaha. This doesn't matter. At all. Who really cares? 

I used to work in a bookstore. Apparently he was featured in times magazine one week. He approached me and asked if we had the new times. I said I believe so, he proceeded to tell me all about how he was featured in it and why. The thing I remember most (this was 6-10 years ago) wasn't so much that he was excited to…

Dude that's a lobster or crawfish. Look at the tail. 

You've owned multiples of each iPhone version? Why? 

I’m pretty sure the interview happened between 18 days and 29 years ago? 

I got a headache and that is with zero understanding of what this was about

Jordan is a known asshole, have you ever seen his friends talk about him? He’s a cigar smoking gambler, bad tipping, only cares about winning and money jerk. LeBron literally is giving away free college educations, building schools, is making career choices based on his family, only takes sponsership deals if it's…

Agreed, don't see any evidence that he didn't make the catch. 

You literally didn't get my joke..

I prefer to utilize utilize when use seems pedestrian, but I use use when I can't utilize the English language to it's full pedandtry. 

You thought his story was bad? You should hear the one where his friend retells it!

I’m not making this up but apparently Melania had the remote in air Force one. 

Wait no.. during the Renaissance the medici and the Catholic Church were just as rich, they however paid money into the creatives. Which at the time were artists, because they painted the things they wanted to see for themselves and tell the lower classes. Today these rich people pay the media to say the things they…

Pai or Pruitt? Which is actually worse? I’m leaning Pruitt because breathing is pretty essential. But Pai is such a craven dick hungry for money and power... This shouldn’t be happening. Meanwhile a damn Jack in the box is running the country... Help.

2 of those 3 are ok by me as long as they are by consenting adults who take responsibility for their own actions...

This is sarcasm right? If not, you’re an awesome person. There’s no sign to not take the chairs either, so you’re not walking out with the wobbliest one! And if you don’t like the price of a soda, get water.

“Conservatives didn’t say anything about Obama’s worthless eight years”

/s? Also if not, even if all nine of possible tens of millions love Trump... That’s still at most 99 million, which is less than a third of the population. So really this is sarcasm right?

Can’t afford school lunches or pay teachers a decent wage, but blackwater can get a multi-billion contract to “protect” our schools.. fuck why’d you mention this possibility, it’s actually conceivable.. dammit.