What’s the frequency 'kick'eth... I'm sorry rem. 

I used to work in a bookstore. Apparently he was featured in times magazine one week. He approached me and asked if we had the new times. I said I believe so, he proceeded to tell me all about how he was featured in it and why. The thing I remember most (this was 6-10 years ago) wasn't so much that he was excited to…

Dude that's a lobster or crawfish. Look at the tail. 

I’m pretty sure the interview happened between 18 days and 29 years ago? 

Agreed, don't see any evidence that he didn't make the catch. 

You literally didn't get my joke..

I prefer to utilize utilize when use seems pedestrian, but I use use when I can't utilize the English language to it's full pedandtry. 

You thought his story was bad? You should hear the one where his friend retells it!

I’m not making this up but apparently Melania had the remote in air Force one. 

Wait no.. during the Renaissance the medici and the Catholic Church were just as rich, they however paid money into the creatives. Which at the time were artists, because they painted the things they wanted to see for themselves and tell the lower classes. Today these rich people pay the media to say the things they…

This is sarcasm right? If not, you’re an awesome person. There’s no sign to not take the chairs either, so you’re not walking out with the wobbliest one! And if you don’t like the price of a soda, get water.

“Conservatives didn’t say anything about Obama’s worthless eight years”

/s? Also if not, even if all nine of possible tens of millions love Trump... That’s still at most 99 million, which is less than a third of the population. So really this is sarcasm right?

Can’t afford school lunches or pay teachers a decent wage, but blackwater can get a multi-billion contract to “protect” our schools.. fuck why’d you mention this possibility, it’s actually conceivable.. dammit.

I work in a barbeque joint, most people here are confusing the fat of say a rib eye with the fat of brisket. A ribeye spends 8-12 minutes on the grill, brisket spends 10-12 hours in a smoker. That time makes the difference, brisket fat is rendered and melts in your mouth the other is chewy, gristley and not good. That…

I also must say you too sure are tough from behind your computer screen.

As a Georgia fan, that was my exact first thought. Classic Richt.

“obliterated” umm no. Sorry it’s early and I’m tired of hyperbole in headlines, but that’s just a dent and it landed safely..

Sees headline thinks “don’t be Georgia, don’t be Georgia, please don’t be Georgia” opens article, vocally says “Fuck”

I really want to know what drone the police have that could follow him for an hour?