There is a huge viewership disparity between with Tiger. Those additional viewers mean additional money.

Could’ve been worse....

And yet, defensive holding remains an automatic first down while offensive holding doesn’t even result in the loss of the down on which it was committed.

i.e., my mom didn’t make me wear a seat belt when I was little and I survived = car seat laws are dumb.

The score is still Q to 12!

17. When the ball breaks its placental sac, allow it to climb about your body gently probing for any weaknesses and using its lace sensor to detect potential sources for food.

Tim Tebow : Pro Baseball :: Donald Trump : The Presidency

Professional bowling is a thing too, doesn’t mean it’s worth covering.

Don’t parse that phrase to look for reasons to hate it. It was “fuck off” as interpreted by a man in a rocking chair doing some whittling. It’s a great saying.

The world’s first?

Where are they?

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

However, the Aerowagon is Callaway’s first project that focuses more on aesthetics than raw power

I’d imagine it will be green and have bleachers on top of it.

Maybe we should get the CIA involved since the case of the millionaires missing t-shirt is basically 9/11 times a thousand.

I can just see Trump’s tweet now, “My great friend Tom Brady was robbed by a member of the crooked media who is also a Mexican. Build a wall, fake news!”

This was my view of the rocket:

At least ol girl on the end guessed a pitcher, and a Red Sox pitcher at that.