What, you mean 3 million more of them?

And yet, defensive holding remains an automatic first down while offensive holding doesn’t even result in the loss of the down on which it was committed.

i.e., my mom didn’t make me wear a seat belt when I was little and I survived = car seat laws are dumb.

The score is still Q to 12!

17. When the ball breaks its placental sac, allow it to climb about your body gently probing for any weaknesses and using its lace sensor to detect potential sources for food.

Tim Tebow : Pro Baseball :: Donald Trump : The Presidency

Professional bowling is a thing too, doesn’t mean it’s worth covering.

Water heater or another former hitchhiking robot that also made the mistake of going to Philadelphia?

I mean this with complete sincerity. You’re a fucking idiot.

When my daughter was two she decided the car was her good friend. She called it car car and whenever I drove by the gas station she’d tell me that the car was “hungry” she’d hug it before we went into the grocery store and would wave at it through windows.

Don’t parse that phrase to look for reasons to hate it. It was “fuck off” as interpreted by a man in a rocking chair doing some whittling. It’s a great saying.

There will always be room in the Burns organization for the switchboard operator! Ahoy-hoy!

The world’s first?

Where are they?

I get your frustration and, from a hardware perspective, I certainly agree that there are better options at the price point.

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

All I got from this article was that there’s some crazy person out there that types 100% as 100p.

Gotcha, thanks for clarifying.

At least ol girl on the end guessed a pitcher, and a Red Sox pitcher at that.