Tim Tebow : Pro Baseball :: Donald Trump : The Presidency

Professional bowling is a thing too, doesn’t mean it’s worth covering.

Don’t parse that phrase to look for reasons to hate it. It was “fuck off” as interpreted by a man in a rocking chair doing some whittling. It’s a great saying.

The world’s first?

Where are they?

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

However, the Aerowagon is Callaway’s first project that focuses more on aesthetics than raw power

I’d imagine it will be green and have bleachers on top of it.

Maybe we should get the CIA involved since the case of the millionaires missing t-shirt is basically 9/11 times a thousand.

I can just see Trump’s tweet now, “My great friend Tom Brady was robbed by a member of the crooked media who is also a Mexican. Build a wall, fake news!”

This was my view of the rocket:

You want to see a truly pathetic pursuit of a 27-year-old, join me ladies night at Applebees.

You don’t get to write the headline “Backup catcher injures starting catcher at a play at the plate” very often.

Mattingly didn’t get in trouble for “not growing sideburns.” He got in trouble for having sideburns. Which he didn’t actually have. Because evidently Mr. Burns doesn’t understand what sideburns are, yet irrationally hates them nevertheless.

“Ode To A Grecian Urn” as read by a bikini-clad Redskins Cheerleader.

Yes, and before you ask, Zootopia cannot exist because it’s impossible to build a complex inter-species civilization that rivals humanity’s.

More old white dudes with southern accents need to say things like this.

At least ol girl on the end guessed a pitcher, and a Red Sox pitcher at that.