Edit. Nevermind.

Fast forward 25 years. NASA unveils their new spacecraft, someone on Twitter finds a screenshot of the spacecraft used on the Simpsons years prior and proclaims “the Simpson’s did it.”

He only likes money?

Actually yes, I’m sure he has a holier than thou mentality. He wants to speak his mind, but any opposing viewpoints will hurt his feelings. If he wants more intolerance, I’ll give him some. He needs to shut up with his ignorant hatred and deserves to be called out for it.

As a Cardinals fan, that’s funny. Also fuck this mixing of religion and sports bullshit..

It better be $kay

A 23 year old pro golfer named Grayson supports conservative values? Color me shocked, shocked I tell you. I’m sure his life has been filled with diversity and adversity...

Pre-bizzaro post-normalacy. The beginning of the end times? I’m not even sure.

I kind of agree. I’m not a gamer, but I am a tech nerd so I click on these types of things thinking maybe this time, but ultimately I make it halfway through the article before I realize how hard it is for me to care...

“The Suns had been trailing by double digits for the entirety of the second half; there was no motivation here other than the chance to run up Booker’s total.”

Oh come’on! Bort?

Baez plays for the Cubs.. your use of this cliched joke doesn’t really make any sense here.

That was cool. But yadi scoring the first run of the game off Carlos Martinez, and them laughing about it was cooler.

Oh please. They got their feelings hurt is why you think they voted the way they did? They voted because they are entitled whiny babies. They want their view points reinforced and told the are right when they are blatantly wrong. They’re idealists that want to live in the comfort of similar thinking and looking…

And the man with the camera didn’t have the decency to leave the bear one pic-a-nic basket!

This is Trump’s America now. Bikini photos at a sixth grade poetry reading sounds just about right..

Or it could be the early signs of CTE.

I can drive from London to Paris you say? Is it charging while I take the ferry? Or Chunnel? Or however one drives from London to Paris?

Have you ever been in a relationship with someone and they bitch and moan about a certain relative and you listen to it and listen and listen and then one day you crack a joke about that relative to your significant other and they get all huffy about you making fun of their relative, because it’s their relative and…

Jesus dude I meant it’s been a saying for along time meaning just because you’re old doesn’t mean you wouldn’t have heard it because it’s something the kids say. Sorry I answered your question you were to damn lazy to answer, next time how about a thanks instead of a smug answer about your aged wisdom. Note also, I…