Actually what’s dystopian is not having a border and taking one’s chances with whoever chooses to come in, all in the name of some buzzwords like ‘diversity’.

Really bad defense? Austin rivers? Doc Rivers (perhaps the most overrated coach in the NBA)? Injuries to your best players?

I know he scored but what is the deal with Stones? Does city get to ask for their 50 million back?

That Falcao chip over the goalie was straight up nasty!

Yeah, he’d be mocked, because he called someone racist who didn’t do anything racist. That’s worthy of mockery.

Looks pretty accurate to me!

Anyone who is complaining that a poorly shaped Pizza Hut pizza “ruined” their Valentine’s Day has an extremely different values system than I do.

...they divorced in 2014, shortly after his NFL career ended.

You know what’s going to happen when you raise wages though? A couple of unintended consequences:

Not pictured: The one hand in her pocket.

I heard that Dave Coulier is a suspect, but it might just be a rumor.

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

Isn’t it ironic?

Is there a statute of limitations on child abuse? Thinking Morris could be saved be the bell.

“Boy, that is some exciting sports! The way he jumped so high and really put that ball in the circle like that....that was top notch. That had to be worth, what? 10 scoring digits? My goodness! Almost as good as the footed ball we just watched in the Stupendous Bowl!”—Ted Cruz, as he ejects....something from his…

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

Hey look, an Iowa fan.

You sound mad