My fellow commenters never star my shit. It isn’t because it isn’t funny, it’s because you all are a bunch of bad teammates. I’ve gone to management repeatedly about this and they kept saying who are you? And please stop talking to us. Magary just sent me a link to his book and HamNo just yelled unions repeatedly. It…

yeah, it’s a murder car

This is the best part...this where someone else (skiing the same line) saw a cliff, stopped, and turned around.

You lose today, Darwin.

Sweetheart, you gotta call me RKK.

I would say that he dosen’t give a shit because the media asks the same stupid questions over and over again. When he gets dumb questions like this...

“These so-called Patriots are putting hard working Steelers out of work! We need to bring back the industries! Sad!”

 DBK always makes an appearance this time of year, like the New Jersey devil.

I loathe Trump with the fire of a thousand burning suns, and it sickens me he’s in a position of power, but the day I give a shit what the pro athletes of my teams think in terms of politics is the day I stop watching sports. These guys ain’t smart or worldly, that’s not why I watch them.

Drunk Bob Kraft was fun though.

I went to a game in ‘92 or so and froze my ass off and saw Jeff Carlson pretend to play QB for the Pats. When they got Millen a few years earlier I was excited!

Same! I started watching football in 2000 and grew up in New Hampshire. Lucky to have consistently fun players all this time.

I was born in ‘81. For the 1st 20 years of my life it was not cool being a Boston sports fan. Brady comes along and not only the 4 Super Bowl wins, so far, but now a 7th appearance, 11 trips to the AFC Title game in 15 years he’s been the starter. We are seeing one of the greatest dynasties in sports history.

No one except for you, who responded directly to him.

What an odd headline, Lindsey. Belichcick is always accused of being arrogant but the first thing he says when they win the game is “We have a great group of players.” He even appeared, dare I say it, emotional.

Too bad Bell got hurt to present an easy storyline, because otherwise the Pats put to rest the “they haven’t played any decent QBs” myth tonight. They throttled the shit out of the Steelers.

Bring on the hate, America.

New England’s seventh Super Bowl appearance puts the good people of the United States in a tough position. Belichick, Brady, and team owner Robert Kraft all love Donald Trump, and he loves them back, so the Atlanta Falcons could spoil the happiness of all four. But on the other hand, if the Patriots win the Super…

Cumin! I meant cumin, I swear! Damn space bar.

I like to put cum in my Beefaroni. It really enhances the flavor.