Man imagine the cornfed blue collar football guys they will attract. No glory boys, just good players from good families who will really become students of the game. I say go for it.

Part Lyle Lanley, part Eric Trump.: maybe he can convince the populace that Peyton Manning supported this venture through his multitudinous audibles.

Thank you for sealing the win for the Pats T.J. Thank you.

Down 13, commit a penalty, and flex for the camera. TJ Ward is an idiot.

Man that guy is so cool. Glad that he got his flex in at the expense of losing the football game for his team by giving the Pats a first down to seal the deal.

Because it’s Eli, I assume they were using these:

Well, I’ll boycott the Holiday Bowl either way, just to be safe.

...went into a locked room and screamed into a pillow for 15 minutes...

“If he dies, he dies.” - Porzingis post-game press conference

“Even if Davis is simply using Las Vegas as a cudgel against Oakland to try and scam them into giving him a better deal, their best is still $400 short of what Vegas can give.”

Dude.

A one game suspension. Brutal.

Wait, hold up, lets back track here...

Maybe it’s just me, but I feel like Wake Forest should get a spot in the BCS Playoffs, just on the off chance that they would have been undefeated without this meddling radio announcer.

You could almost season Wonder bread with that hot take. Almost.

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Sure he did. He could’ve elected not to kill someone over a car accident.

Thank god those ruffians who ran the fresh prince out of Philly didn’t have  guns. That show would have had a much darker tone

Cardell and his friend were just a couple of guys who were up to no good and started making trouble in their neighborhood. If only Will got the chance to get out of there and move in with his aunt and uncle.

This completely explains how the Chiefs got blown out @Pittsburgh on SNF week 4. Right? Right??