Because it’s Eli, I assume they were using these:

Well, I’ll boycott the Holiday Bowl either way, just to be safe.

...went into a locked room and screamed into a pillow for 15 minutes...

“If he dies, he dies.” - Porzingis post-game press conference

“Even if Davis is simply using Las Vegas as a cudgel against Oakland to try and scam them into giving him a better deal, their best is still $400 short of what Vegas can give.”

Dude.

A one game suspension. Brutal.

Wait, hold up, lets back track here...

Maybe it’s just me, but I feel like Wake Forest should get a spot in the BCS Playoffs, just on the off chance that they would have been undefeated without this meddling radio announcer.

You could almost season Wonder bread with that hot take. Almost.

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Sure he did. He could’ve elected not to kill someone over a car accident.

Thank god those ruffians who ran the fresh prince out of Philly didn’t have  guns. That show would have had a much darker tone

Cardell and his friend were just a couple of guys who were up to no good and started making trouble in their neighborhood. If only Will got the chance to get out of there and move in with his aunt and uncle.

This completely explains how the Chiefs got blown out @Pittsburgh on SNF week 4. Right? Right??

Religion of peace, my ass. Seriously, these zealots who worship soccer are out of control.

Mainstream media doesn’t want Raiders to win. Failing NBC putting wires in mid-air to stop them. Sad!

“We’re gonna penalize that shit.”
*thinks*
“We’re gonna profit off that shit.”

This is what constitutes as “news” these days.

I don’t understand why people are getting all excited about this. He states he will just start a new one and it will “trend” so hard it will blow the roof off YouTube and get him the exact desired result he was protesting about. It’s just a greed move to make even more millions.