To the southeast, you will find a horde of sea lions that can be clubbed and used for both food and candle tallow.

Fun fact: The words around the videos in this article have meaning, and will help you understand the situation better.

"is in jail on charges related to his body slamming of a school security guard today."

He's in jail, according to the article. Might want to read more carefully.

Literally everything about this video makes me weep for the future

"Now what bitch?!" - Well now I think you'll be flipping burgers at McDonald's instead of playing at MSU.

Michael Wilbon's head would explode.

Deadspin figured out how to buy / crowdsource a Baseball HoF vote, surely there's a way for you guys to surreptitiously head-coach the Browns. Even if you were public about it, it would take those clowns all god damned season to figure out which coach you were controlling. Can't be worse than any of the alternatives;…

They're asking him because D&C are fucking awful.

Raise your hand if you KNEW this article was coming the minute Sherman spoke to Andrews.

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Oh, and Barry Bonds at his "peak" was a juiced up, lying, arrogant, piece of shit that even his teammates hated with a burning passion. Not sure what that had to do with him being black. Of course, this is Gawker so the sun coming up today probably has something to do someone being black

Yeah, I hate it when people who make career-defining plays against a bitter rival are still excited about it 30 seconds later.

That interview was awesome. If you disagree, you should take a long look at how boring your existence is.

They turn the mics up when Manning is on field. They don't do it for Bears games, so you don't hear Cutler queefing in the huddle.

"Colin Kaepernick just wants an Arrogant Bastard Ale."

"Woooo! No way are the Saints going to keep me from scoring!"

Poor Humphries. Dude's gonna be a huge public laughingstock now.

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