We’re living in the Golden Age of Punters what with King, McAffee, and Hekker. This is truly a glorious time for us all.

Do you remember Norm Charlton?

You’re a retard.

If there is any justice in this world, this piece of shit will end up homeless.

Came here to say exactly this. Good stuff!

Lacy is truly an inspiration for fat asthmatics like me. Let’s hope he maintains his current rate of gain.

Tennis is...cool?

At least it wasn’t Grover Cleveland.

Ask Mary Magdalene

Shhhh, don’t let them hear you over at Jalopnik.

He just wants to clean up this Messi from the inside.

Well this is bad, but how might the USSF use this to pay the USWNT even less money now?

Based on my very scientific power rankings:

1. Man City

Steven Adams looks like he jacks it to that scrambled genitals Japanese porn.

First Brexit, now this! I fully expect England to start colonizing the world again.

Probably the repeated head trauma sustained over any number of years. Which, incidetally, Bush did 9/11.

This will be the most closely contested award of them all. But seriously, no Skip?

So is he the poor man’s Giroud? Arsenal Giroud of course, not France Giroud.

How about the Stephen A. Smith Memorial Award for Best Mansplaining of a Domestic Violence incident?

I am an unabashed hater of Fleury, but if you asked me two months ago whether I’d want a proven mediocre netminder in Fleury or an untested rookie in Murray leading the charge (or hold I suppose) for this team it would have been Fleury all day. Good thing I am not asked for my opinions on who should start for the Pens…