Probably the repeated head trauma sustained over any number of years. Which, incidetally, Bush did 9/11.

This will be the most closely contested award of them all. But seriously, no Skip?

So is he the poor man’s Giroud? Arsenal Giroud of course, not France Giroud.

How about the Stephen A. Smith Memorial Award for Best Mansplaining of a Domestic Violence incident?

I am an unabashed hater of Fleury, but if you asked me two months ago whether I’d want a proven mediocre netminder in Fleury or an untested rookie in Murray leading the charge (or hold I suppose) for this team it would have been Fleury all day. Good thing I am not asked for my opinions on who should start for the Pens…

Letang will (presumably) do something worse than this in the remainder of the series and also not face any discipline. All’s fair in the Stanley Cup Finals.

Ah, the old “water ski before you crawl” method.

Doesn’t this imply that Schilling had any mental capabilities to begin with?

I love me some Speedy Claxton!

George Hill

This.

Prince > Michael Jackson

For most teams, starting a third-string goalie over the entrenched starter in the playoffs would hurt them. But, the Penguins aren’t most teams.

Kenny Britt

You really ought to consider that your own neuroses are entirely unhealthy and seek some sort of professional help. Would it suck if an extraordinary event happened to your significant other rendering him injured or otherwise incapacitated and not able to make it home? Yes. Should you have crippling anxiety as a…

Yes, but the instinct to use his face is only Nacional.

The way they’re mowing through the East this year they needed to find some way to ensure the inevitable and inexplicable 2nd round KO.

DAMN IT!

B’s are talking to Flames about Kris Russell and the asking price is low. Naturally, Russell will end up with Pittsburgh, NYR, or Tampa Bay.

Even as a colorblind fan, this game was always going to be impossible to watch.