andrewoppo
Andrew Oppo
andrewoppo

My parents discovered I was gay at the end of my senior year of high school, right before graduation. My father beat me nearly unconscious and I literally ran out of the house with only the clothes I was wearing. I snuck back in twice to get some things, but it barely amounted to a suitcase’s worth of stuff.

I stayed

Maybe I’m being overly sensitive, but I was just on a conference call and the chair of the group ended with “So how is everybody doing with this? Everyone’s fine, right?” And the phrasing just seemed to discourage anyone from admitting that, no, we’re not all fine. Unsurprisingly, everyone said they were doing ok.

Jesus, Joan. This is both the most beautiful and most heartbreaking thing I’ve read in a long time.

I scared the living shit out of a team member today by sending her home as soon as she said 1. She had a cough and 2. She’s been to Georgia recently.

Is this...a thing? My sister came after my 2nd kid and complained non-mother-fucking-stop about the weather, the food, the lack of accommodations for her and HER 3 KIDS that she didn’t tell me she was bringing. We didn’t speak again for 2 years.

I hope you thanked your cat for standing up for you when you and your wife weren’t able to.

My sister-in-law is bi-polar/borderline personality/I’m not a psychiatrist but she blows her life up completely every couple years or so and completely flips out when people don’t fix it all for her by supplying her with endless money and/or resources that you don’t actually have, but to her if someone appears to be

Why are you crapping on Keanu to build up his girlfriend? I also don't really get why this interview makes her seem soooo cool. But whatever.

She’s an evangelical Christian.

Wow, so are we now gonna do to Dr West what we’ve done to Nina Turner? And it’s all being done to promote and justify Joe Biden on the sly? Come on folks!

I gotta say, I think you did her a disservice by choosing that pullquote for your headline. You know people are going to read it as if she is calling other women sluts for choosing to wear less concealing clothes, when I’m pretty sure she only meant this to be about herself.

“If you are using prisoners then they ought to be fully waged, and money paid into an account for them to use when they get out (or for their heirs if they are doing a full stretch), and their participation not only has to be fully voluntary but also cannot be taken into account at parole hearings (because otherwise

I am not looking forward to watching any scenes featuring 🍒🥧 (will prob just fast fwd) and lurking her insta (which features tons of beefy shirtless guys) made me feel queasy

da fuq

Natural Causes 2020!

🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼May it be fatal🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

Okay, now can the Bill Cosby, MJ, R. Kelly defenders shut the fuck up with the “what about Weinstein” shit?

“O’Neill must have had a subjective belief that he was going to sustain serious bodily injury.” Must have? According to what evidence? Circular logic, much? That sentence just says “he shot him because he must have thought he was going to be hurt or else he wouldn’t have shot.”