Birth control pills should have been an OTC years ago. There are definitely circumstances where one should consult a doctor to determine if it’s right for you, but much of that conversation can be had with the pharmacist.

Ummm...they may not kill any animals specifically for hot dogs buuuuut..... 

I feel like this is making an argument for argument’s sake? The vast majority of Bernie supporters will be voting for the nominee.

Too many DNC supporters act like Republican voters 💯

I’m not talking about proficiency but about restraint.

This might be the only time I will ever agree with Wendy Williams. 

I ordered an extra case of wine last week. Doomsday prep complete.

Going to the other end of it, if you could somehow turn the last gear (you can’t, not enough force in the universe even if the machine didn’t explode first) so it was making one turn an hour, the tenth to last gear would be exceeding the speed of light before you even considered the other 90 gears!

He was charged with 2nd degree murder, cut a deal to be convicted as manslaughter.

I can almost wrap my head around why there is a run on some of these things, but the bottled water one has me stumped. This isn’t a hurricane and people aren’t creating earthquake survival kits. If we get to the stage of municipal water systems failing we’re well and truly fucked.

I live to panic, so I’m at almost normal mode right now. What I am kind of despairing over is the lack of hand sanitizer—I work at a pre-school with wonderful kids barely out of toddler-dom and they are the germiest creatures on the face of the earth. We don’t have time to wash out hands to happy birthday every time…

Except for the part where they both have detailed plans that are curiously omitted anytime someone says something like this. 

Just gonna leave this here, as a reminder (for everyone):

Yet Another Mass Shooting?

Still his!

Wow. This is dumb even for the racist grey. Everyone tries to make as much money as they can to live in the best neighborhood they can afford champ. Never in the history of America has a single white person moved to an all white trailer park in backwoods Georgia instead of an expensive home in buckhead simply because…

For a minute, yeah.

Oh, I think they learn to hone it and use it more stealthily from the older guys. Two peas in a motherfuckin’ pod that group is.

Was it just me, or did the protesters both seems stoned as hell?