Well this is just a preposterous take that I will absolutely oblige.

Not that Wikipedia is the utmost authority in dumb 1970s NFL rules, but it disagrees with you:

Great point. Although, I don’t think many people get a year in jail for their first DUI.

Whatever happened, Rob Manfred has frustratingly punted on Germán’s case, keeping a useful pitcher out of the most important games of the year without conclusively determining his guilt.

A disturbingly specific simile.

That’s not true. I mean, if they had enough evidence of collusion with Russia in the election interference, that would have been worse. But what you have here is President using congressionally-approved aid as an attempt to bribe a foreign country into investigating a political rival for political gain. Aid that would…

There is a second googly, and he is absolutely shocked that Antonio Brown was released.

Hang this treasonous motherfucker.

Between the Black and White photo, and the name Natalie Wood, I really though I was reading a throwback article until about the third paragraph.

Well at least now we know what happened to Natalie Wood.

Sure, he has to retract his misuse of ‘concussion’ and ‘nerve damage’, but no one says a thing to the Lions about their use of ‘NFL Franchise’

I know this is a sideline to this horrific story, but this was weird:

Bruce plans on rolling balls along his backyard with some of his pals.

The ironic thing about base-2 advocates is that many of them never get there.

Yes; and I do hope we don’t get too bogged down in the minutae. This isn’t rocket science, and we don’t need to make this more complicated than it already is. This is an issue of free labor provided over a particular amount of time, not general racial and ethnic discrimination, which a whole host of groups in this…

Dave Matthews Band because his voice drives me nuts even when times are good.

It’s what they call conspiracy to commit murder while you’re an officer of the law.

LMFAO get the fuck outta here with this trash