Dick, Kerr? I hardly know ‘er.

In the article they say that they reviewed security footage and matched up tattoos. Which just sounds asinine, it is hard enough to make out a tattoo from a picture let alone from security footage. More likely they searched his name and said they that kinda looks like that guy

Maybe she’ll talk about paying student athletes when she writes an article about it.

And the people dying in the simile’s hospice are responsible for those outstanding parking tickets, and should, in theory, be held responsible for not yet paying them. But theory and reality don’t always line up, and sometimes unpaid parking tickets get de-prioritized in the face of stuff like impending death.

A girl who sees—for example—that her softball field is never mowed and the dirt is full of rocks while the boys baseball field is kept in immaculate condition is seeing a lack of compliance with Title IX

It’s a fucking primary. The whole point of a primary is to test all the candidates and pick the one that you’d prefer to have the job. Why the fuck should we treat them with kid gloves when the GOP’s going to fight dirty in the general?

He's not even allowed to be on the sideline by rule. That's what GruberSchickel means. 

Hello? Democrats NEED to be better than the GOP, obviously.

Lebowski, Fargo, No Country, Raisimg Arizona, Miller’s Crossing, Barton Fink, O Brother.

What makes this the most hilarious is that the Raiders acquired one of the best receivers in the NFL, a guy who has a legitimate chance at the Hall of Fame, for a third and a fifth round pick and somehow lost the trade.

Pats winning percentage against rest-of-league is BETTER than within their division, FYI

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

“releasing Antonio Brown” is my new “dropping the kids off at the pool.”

If the Raiders did want to drag this out, they could maybe look into the fact that California is a two-party consent state, 

Irony of course being that only guys like Schefter and Woj, who don’t need it, provide any real appeal to brands looking for shills.

One might even say that Bury has been... entombed.

Thomas Pynchon looked at that name and said “eh, too far.”

During the stoppage, Mokhtari asked the Nancy players to instruct the fans to stop.

I can count to potato this many times.