Every time I see Benjamin Button in a Patriots uniform, I remember how quarterbacks in the 80s could be 6 years younger than he is now, yet look like they were 50.

Better than the other hat in his locker.

You’re completely right. This very much IS a really dumb, obtuse hill to die on. 

The context is that it is a joke from Parks & Rec.

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hey, another anti-VAR Deadspin article! This one making a strained cancer-cold analogy.  It’s funny that as more and more people and pundits are coming around on VAR and realizing that the real problem is vague or poorly worded rules Deadspin keeps digging in. If only they had something new to say instead of rehashing…

Lol yes please make sure the arrow is long enough to cover your FUPA. You don’t want Trump to get confused.

Much has been made about Harbaugh’s comment about “taking the over” regarding LJ’s rushes. I don’t get it. After he took over as the starter last year in week 11, he rushed a total of 119 times in seven regular season games, which averages out to 17 rush attempts per game. Say LJ rushes 140 times this season through…

What kind of moron would be such a hypocrite, right?

Hey Kelley, how’s the dog?  HOW’S THE DOG, KELLEY?!?!

Of course not. You can’t put a price on the safety of your family.

This is why I don’t own a private plane. Far too dangerous.

*fap, fap, fap*…….ahhhhh

Simple, because two hard shiny helmets glance off of one another when they hit at an angle. If they had thick pads, the pads would grip one another and severely torque the head/neck.

I actually hoped he would retire over this. Because even though I am a hypocrite who still watches and follows the NFL religiously, I am basically rooting for every player in the league to retire at all times and hopefully save themselves from a life of misery.

Hell, fucking Bradley Cooper is probably more famous than David.

I would be willing to bet more people today know who Dale Earnhardt is was than Amelia Earhart.

AMELIA EARHARDT???  What kind of nonsense is that?

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