Silly American, let our mathematically perfect algorithms print out the description of the the dream cars you really want!

Non car people will just think you are in a Fusion

Hey great write-up guys but I noticed you forgot to mention the Hellcat so I wanted to correct that mistake:

Second this. I had a 2007 Civic Si sedan. Miss that car, even having a 2014 now.

This needs more hyperbole, because I just watched the video and I 300% lost my ability to literally even.

Speeding tickets and reckless operation. Heck, if I bought one I might as well just turn the keys over to the local constabulary.

Driving a 911 at the upper limits is scary, with all the aids off. It seems to dart to wherever you want it to go ... So long as your foot is on the gas.

I tried backing up, but bumped the tree behind. I pulled as far forward and tried to cut back as best I could, but that tree on my passenger side wasn't going away. I cut forward and back, forward and back, but I was hemmed in on all my sides. I felt like Austin Powers, and I was starting to get an understanding of…

They will do a lot of things for GS members but at the end of the day they need asses in seats. As an example, I booked a flight with a GS upgrade two weeks ago and it was not "guaranteed" as they might have been able to sell the seat at full price. You get a lot of extra treatment but you can't stand in the way of…

I'm referring to the Vietnam special. Sarcasm has heavily implied.

I saw a tesla donk on the south side of chicago yesterday. Made me facepalm so hard

Hyundai Motors America and Kia Motors America, both headquatered in California.

wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum &…

Nope -

So you have to be a "dick" to stand up for your rights? If thats what it takes then there should be more dicks. I guess our founding fathers were dicks too for standing up to the british.

Makes me want to roll through a checkpoint like this, dashcam going, and upload how to NOT BE AN ASSHOLE and just cooperate. Some people are just looking for the worst in every situation.

"and mapped my way to it with a detour for tacos."

Its definitely time for a rebuild. My dad is retiring in the next couple of years so it might happen sooner rather than later.