jesus fucking christ

No. They’re entirely different cars.

I’m fine with the existence of franchised dealers. What I can’t stand is fucking haggling.

I find that hitting the standard hazards under heavy braking helps, if one can remember in a panic situation.

“Apollo 911" sounds like the Traveling Wilburys of conspiracy-theory YouTube videos. A proper supergroup.

Both those links go to the same job position.

How’d it try to kill you? You can’t just say that and not give us all the delicious details.

That’s actually not one of its self-drivers that will be sent out to the general public. That’s a development vehicle for Uber’s Advanced Technologies Center, which is Uber’s local R&D facility.

The one issue I see with your collection of 0-60 times is that they’re all from different outlets. Everybody tests in different ways — some subtract rollouts, others do it from a standing start — so if you want a proper collection of times, you’d have to use the same outlet (or at least the same methodology) for each…

Wait.

Quickest*

I miss my Dream Cruise Scat Pack, too.

“Is this the new Maybach coupe?”

“Genji vs Tracer Ass-Olympics”

If they had the brains to pull off a Wired-style hack, they wouldn’t need to earn money by stealing 30 cars. Sure doesn’t look like they did it for the prestige.

“FCA spokesman Berj Alexanian explains that employees at Fiat Chrysler dealerships, independent repair facilities and locksmiths have access to databases that list the key codes that pair key fobs with the particular vehicles they open and start. The automakers believes some of those employees have sold their username…

...Did you not put the dirt driver in the supercar in the dirt?

Carfection is a part of Roadshow, which is part of CNET, which is part of CBS Interactive, which has a very strong IP Compliance department. We’ve submitted reports and will let the guard dogs take care of it.

Alex is the best. Wish I were anywhere near that talented in front of the camera.

Well, I’m a writer for Roadshow, CNET’s autos empire that includes Carfection. I’ll pass along the sentiments, though — they love an ego boost :)