I never knew that automakers had to pay to put those awards in ads.

Am I the only one that thinks tan steering wheels are just a bit off-putting?

Fun fact: This guy has since been promoted to Captain.

Taking the south route to avoid snow is what my friends and I did when we flew to LA to bring an E46 M3 back to Chicago. We were like, “Arizona? New Mexico? Snow? Nahhhhh.”

Snow. Snow fucking everywhere from Flagstaff to Texas.

Good.

You and I, side-by-side FF handbrake slaloms.

I tried to confront somebody on this the other day, and his opinion was that Iran should have seen these soldiers in their waters and totally ignored them.

Probably because they value a good picture by the media more than some dude poking around for a measurement that’s not exactly going to make or break a company if it can’t be captured that exact minute.

Those sons of bitches need their own auto-show day to do that. I’m sick and tired of having to re-teach myself “Please close that door” and “Please close that trunk” in several different languages so I can get one fucking picture.

The company sees the FFZERO1’s steering wheel cellphone mount as a seamless solution to that problem

The one thing I like about this is that you can go back to the dealer after the fact and get nav installed, if for some reason you need it later on (if you move and need to commute, for example), because it’s just a matter of software and an SD card. But yeah, the money-shaming part is dumb.

So get one of those super soft plastic squeegee type things. Or buy a second car. Just don’t be a cunt and drive around with a bunch of snow on your car. Don’t pretend like there aren’t solutions.

I think you mean, “What’s wrong with carwashes that rely on slapping your vehicle’s paint repeatedly with often-poorly-maintained hard materials?”

If I want it done right, and thoroughly? I do it myself, or I go to one of those places that has a high-pressure hose in a booth.

The only time I felt pity for these half-wits was when I made fun of this dude’s dumb look, then after seeing a second picture, realized he probably has Bell’s Palsy. Oops.

Went through one with my first car. Never again.

In case you couldn’t tell, I have a serious issue with motherfuckers that don’t act like we live in a society.

The excuse I get from a lot of people is, “Well I don’t want to scrape my brush all over the car and ruin the paint.” Bitch, you bought a depreciating asset; stop trying to act like it’s a vital component of your Vanguard account.

The fastest car of its kind, because there’s only one.

I was originally going to side with BoS on my first character. Then I had a change of heart at the last minute and wiped the Prydwen off the face of the earth. Railroad for life.