JLR’s loan agreements forbid me from taking vehicles directly into Manhattan. I’m assuming they rewrite those agreements for the poor bastards that actually work/live there.

A single review is worth ten or fifteen advertisements. People mentally clock out when reading an ad, if they even read it to begin with.

The new Miata is a peach.

Truck bro was smart to take a picture.

Ugh, god damn it, no it isn’t, and I don’t know why people keep saying that shit.

Audi’s a fan of it:

I like it, even if the rear end looks like a Maserati GranTurismo had relations with an Acura TLX.

Carey

Knurling gives a metal texture that bumpy look/feel. I know I’m describing this like an idiot. Here’s a picture of knurling in the C300. It’s just a thing you do to show off.

I think Ballaban needs his own fucking series. His video was the best.

As a socially awkward motherfucker who can spin some decent yarn, I feel for him. My on-camera or on-microphone character is wholly incapable of marrying up with my writing. I’m not so hot on my toes.

It’s not the only thing that is.

As a member of the media that you claim to be biased, I have to disagree with your assertion. There are a number of products that media members have driven and enjoyed (and even later purchased). I’ve seen plenty of positive attitude surrounding the refreshed 300, the Ram lineup, the Renegade, and others. Look at the…

The new Cherokee (the squinty-eyed one) couldn’t even have the press drive on time. Last-minute mechanical maladies pushed the shit back. And they’re still receiving TCU updates.

Not to mention the fact that Honda has always been seen as a pillar of reliability (Takata bullshit notwithstanding), whereas most Chrysler products are perceived to be about as reliable as tissue paper in a rainstorm.

Did the Swedes freak out and assume that the government is trying to take over and instill marshal law, or is their general public far less stupid than our own?

Are you bringing back the CotD?

Reading all these reviews is making my late-2016-early-2017 car-buying decision all the more difficult:

Well, at least DK64 is already on the Wii U Virtual Console.