How did Ready Player One not make this list?

The guilty party in your dough isn’t just the raw eggs, which can contain salmonella, but the raw flour, which can contain E. coli.

Random factoid- Fezziwig was Ebeneezer Scrooge’s employer when he was young apprentice accountant.

Come to Ireland- Our Christmas beers are all coffee porters or imperial stouts, or barrel aged coffee imperial stouts. The odd brown ale and DIPA. And a White Chocolate Nitro Stout...

Okay guys- don’t do this- Sous Vide is a good way of “cooking” certain foods but it’s going to end up as yet another unused piece of kit in your kitchen arsenal.

Okay guys- don’t do this- Sous Vide is a good way of “cooking” certain foods but it’s going to end up as yet another…

Seriously guys, don’t do this- a chest freezer is where food goes to die.

Seriously guys, don’t do this- a chest freezer is where food goes to die.

I was in the states late 90 looking at MTV going What The Fuck. At least MTV Europe was still showing music videos. Two years later it was playing the same shit. End of an era.

That would be brilliant

This means you have to forget about Lois Maxwell- the ultimate Bond girl

Is this about Pete Green?

No, Ronin is.

Crazy Ex Girlfriend

That one blew my wife’s mind- She’s not up to speed with the latest series (she’s still on series 3) so she didn’t know what to make of Other Rebecca.

“Is this stollen?”
“No, I paid for it...”

“I LIVE IN THIS PARK!” and “DON’T LOOK. I’M RIGHT BEHIND YOU!”

Okay, is this bacon, as in the joint or “bacon”, the streaky bacon that Americans eat on pancakes?

For me it’s Les Miserables, The ABC Murders and the Christmas special of Upstart Crow.

The mistake here is equating PETA propaganda with logic and reasoning.

A baked ham!!!

1000 times this ↑ - always roast the potatoes for a much fuller/richer flavour (also, it fixes the starch which means you are less likely to make wallpaper paste by mistake).