Seriously, this thing goes to whole new levels of mind-aching ridiculousness when you add in the fact that that is a group of pixels lit up in a pattern so that when viewed from a distance give the illusion of a painting of a pipe.

My very first thought as well.

It means, 'This is not a pipe'. Because it's not a pipe. It's a painting of a pipe. It's french existential commentary.

This is true. Not all pay drivers are necessarily bad drivers. Even Maldanado isn't bad. He could probably have a (mid marker) seat in F1 based on merit if it wasn't for the fact that he is a horrible person. It's also true that F1 is not a place where you can afford to not bring at least bring some money to the…

That's what I was getting at. Gentlemen fund a team to get themselves a drive, whereas a pay driver finds a sponsor.

I believe a pay driver is a professional driver who just doesn't have the stuff (or experience. See: Max Chilton) to advance based on skill and grabs a sponsor to ride into the higher levels (See: Pastor Maldanado).
A gentleman driver is a rich guy who decides one day that he's bored and is gonna pay to race with…

Where's the hood scoop?

...ston oils. Such a classic livery. Really sad to see them out of the game...

I can't disagree. I always preferred BMW, but Mercedes has really been doing a much better job lately. The styling on the new CLA has signaled a a more aggressive approach and people have responded. I used to see an overwhelming majority of 3 series filling the parking garage at work, I now see C classes driving that…

Mmm... arse biscuits...

That's pretty much *exactly* what I expected after viewing the first 5 seconds of the trailer a couple months ago. Glad to know Hollywood didn't disappoint.

I drove in the wrong lane last night. I was downtown and even though most streets are 1 way, about every 5th is 2 way. I didn't catch on to what I was doing until I got close to a light where there was a double yellow line to divide the lanes began. Oi. Fail.

All I can say is, I'm thanking Jesus he never made it here. We're full up on useless lunatics. Let those mustachioed hipsters in Portlandia deal with him. They can pickle him or something.

A year ago my rear window spontaneously broke and I"m still finding glass shard in the trunk. If someone poured broken glass all over the inside of my car as a joke, I would still need the window replaced because I would put this jackass' head through it.

Oh wait... You said "IN" not "WITH". My bad.

Worst? ...or BEST!

Psshaw. When has a politician let facts (even obvious, blatantly stated ones) get in the way of their convoluted self-serving agenda?

Just cancelled my order. Thanks for ruining it for me, Orlove.

Is there an official stat for number of missed tackles in under 1 second?

This car drives me nuts. I know it's nothing more than a dressed up Golf, but I want one so badly. Maybe one of these? http://www.hpamotorsports.com/scirocco.html