Time Warner defines 700kpbs as "high speed" and charges $40 a month for it. That is Monster Cable level douchebaggery right there.

@Sunfire-: When the teller wouldn't hand over the money he hacked at her neck with the thin bit until the blood did flow.

@JustABill: I told you to go BEFORE we left the Deahth Star!

It would be cheaper to just write "I'm afraid of girls" on it.

Is there a reason NOT to root? I am preparing to get my first android phone and I am curious.

But to be fair if you take out Original iPhones and 3Gs not able to upgrade or left severally crippled by iOS4 then it's more like 30 million.

The Illusive Man seems to hang out pretty close to it.

Next up apple removes Safari due to porn on the internet, e-mail because of spam about the size of your junk, iPod because you might put porn on there, sms and mms because of sexting, phone because of phone sex lines, you tube because of videos that are too sexy, the camera because nothing good could come of that,…

I am I the only person who feels like, 'so what'? Also, What the hell's with the techno music? Was this filmed at the world's most boring rave?

Horrible Radiohead cover and even more horrible idea for a movie.

This makes me happy.

I hope that's 6 years in the extra ass-rapey ward.

I can't believe that he would even begin to compare Helo to a Jedi! Obviously the Jedi is far superior in every way, I mean let's look at the facts... What do you mean I'm missing the point?! I think 'Admiral Adama' over there is the one who missed the point...

@wpc1532: Emphasis is critical here. Though it could be repurposed come november when it's legalized...

@FriarNurgle: This ^

Halle-freakin-lujah!

What kid doesn't like a little alone time with his wookie?

That is the most careful Ive ever seen a FedEx employee (or any other shipping company for that matter) treat a package.

I think this chart was cleverly crafted with just a few minute discrepencies that normal people would glance over, but make Star Wars fans heads explode.

I love how all of these MicroSD based phones say "up to 32gb". There are currently no 32gb MicroSD cards on the market. I have been looking for a while now. Samsung is reportedly working on them, but right now and for at least the next 3-5 months there won't be.