This man is my hero.

It's a stretch, but perhaps Apple wants to make the video calls feature avilable via 3G sometime in 2011. (perhaps as a contingency to maintain exclusivity) If they get people to upgrade and ditch their "unlimited" plans then they can allow that but keep usage somewhat in check with the data caps.

I really wanted to say Evo, but if it's off because it's out of juice it doesnt matter how many features it has. I wish I could have an Evo to use for a week to see if could work.

That seems to be the case.

The beer one is a fail. The calories (carbs) in beer come from the alcohol so if it has half as much alcohol it will have half as many calories. Also, you'll look like a girl drinking Michelob Ultra.