"Our commitment to photography hasn't changed,"

Wow, New England, even all of the goddamn oceans are against you.

Wait, Emirates is pulling out their sponsorship over slavery?

NCAA investigators can only keep track of 20 cases at a time, using the 'Fingers & Toes' system taught at UNC.

Westbrook responded, 'It went well. It was a white guy this time, which considering the judicial system we have in this country, is a pretty rare thing. So that was cool. They also didn't botch the drug combo, so the guy didn't lie on the gurney suffering for an hour before he died. So all in all, I have to say the…

This is the coolest thing that has ever happened to Kyle Korver.

It's funny when Pierce answers questions this way, but nobody will be laughing when Aaron Hernandez does his rendition.

He should never have walked into that bar.

By that I mean I'm impressed he owned a car.

Beast-kitty mode

Richard Purrman: I don't just talk shit, I cover it.

Manti Me'ow

Jim Hairball

"My physical therapist wanted to try using kinesiology tape on my knee to help stabilize it"

"This one guy thought he was going to own Damian". - That's what I thought, too! - Donald Sterling

If you're the keeper, do you trust the ref to know that throwing it into the goal results in a goal kick, or do you try to save the ball?

Let me start by saying I had no idea that Suns swingman Gerald Green only has nine fingers

So are you suggesting Toyota's purchase process is a hassle?

Don't close the voting just yet, JR Smith just got to the Cavs.