Everyone is focused on the Zombies. Nobody will expect the Cow Army!

I wonder how many people actually remember that TV stations used to play the national anthem at the end of their broadcast day.

Thank goodness for this alert journalism, and I look forward to more cutting-edge sports coverage on The Gizmodo.

Roy Hibbert is as smooth as the other side of the brillo.

He's going to have a hard next few weeks of Jury Doodie

And that's the moment Shannon and Matt realized someone broke into their house!

• She just realized she's condemned herself to a lifetime of saying THE Ohio State University, which simply can't be done without sounding like a complete asshole.

I love reddit:

that quacked me up...

They were just biling on at that point.

The pre-snap read is they're gonna chuck it this play.

Might be tough to do that. The 100M dash isn't usually run down a ski slope. Could be fun to watch though.

Seems like a great career move for Harbaugh until he asks a room full of college kids "Who got it better than us??!!" and they reply "serfs."

"Manu's lucky that damn thing didn't sand the top of his cranium off on its way past."

Could be worse...

If this game had any importance whatsoever, Central Michigan kicks the XP and goes to overtime. Going for two was a total "fuck it" move.

1991. Boyz n the Hood.

But enough with the fun and the winning. Time to bring Kobe back.

I hate Coop.