You are right on everything. Except you left out the Song Girls.

Vandy athletics managed to squash an article I was trying to right about some potential (though accidental) fraud on the track team.

Pelini was fired not for winning 9 games a year, but for winning 9 games a year against minnows and then pissing down his leg when a shark came to play. Pelini was 1 game over .500 against teams with a winning record during his tenure in Lincoln. He was 8-17 versus ranked opponents. He was 0-3 in Conference…

If Vanderbilt really wanted to make sure that this book didn't to see the light of day, they could have just put it in a UNC player's backpack.

Illinois, at the corner of no expectations and no success. Go Illini.

+1 reminder that Kinja's not so bad (it's not so bad)

Dear Watt, I wrote you but you still ain't calling

1) After the vines of his kid, I became an Andrew Hawkins fan

Still not as awkward as this gem:

Jesus Christ, she was being fucking nice. Her asshole friend assumed they were doing something wrong, when really they were just trying to go do something fun and couldn't afford it. She assumed that there was more to the story than them being "up to no good," went and asked - a novel concept, I know - and was right.…

The perfect vacuum for sucking your wiener.

The perfect vacuum for sucking your wiener.

Meanwhile, in Houston, James Harden has just repealed his "For the love of god, never trade me to Sacramento" contract clause.

Kobe is looking forward to only getting quadruple-teamed.

The Knicks have been trying it ever since they got Carmelo. Shit just doesn't work.

Sorry. Should have checked with you.

Big deal. Texas Western won the NCAA championship playing 3/5 against 5.

Comment of the year. Shut it down like the Lakers' season. It's yours.

Nick Young was bold enough to defend himself

Great tactic actually. If history has told us anything about Kobe, it's that first comes the assault, then comes the ring.

Why isn't this filed to "Kobe Beefs"?