Still not as awkward as this gem:

Jesus Christ, she was being fucking nice. Her asshole friend assumed they were doing something wrong, when really they were just trying to go do something fun and couldn't afford it. She assumed that there was more to the story than them being "up to no good," went and asked - a novel concept, I know - and was right.…

The perfect vacuum for sucking your wiener.

The perfect vacuum for sucking your wiener.

Meanwhile, in Houston, James Harden has just repealed his "For the love of god, never trade me to Sacramento" contract clause.

Kobe is looking forward to only getting quadruple-teamed.

The Knicks have been trying it ever since they got Carmelo. Shit just doesn't work.

I want to see a video of how the microscopic camera works that made the video of how the camera works.

Sorry. Should have checked with you.

Big deal. Texas Western won the NCAA championship playing 3/5 against 5.

Comment of the year. Shut it down like the Lakers' season. It's yours.

Nick Young was bold enough to defend himself

Great tactic actually. If history has told us anything about Kobe, it's that first comes the assault, then comes the ring.

Why isn't this filed to "Kobe Beefs"?

just yesterday the FBI said the attack would have beaten 90 percent of companies

Well, at least we know who is "up next" at Carolina....

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

i really do appreciate the personal finance tips from lifehacker. Personal finance should have a higher priority in education for everyone under 18. Would save a lot of grief for people.

If you look closely, you can tell that someone on that Detroit bench just Piston his pants.