Grant Fish: [whistles happily all the live-long day]

Just reminded me of this Austin Powers scene.

But we were never gonna survive unless Seal went a little crazy.

Needs more IOC. +1

Mark Emmert: "You pay them 10%?! What a ripoff!!"

PA Announcer: Everybody put your hands together for Bob!

Sounds a bit like a beach, no?

so much jizz from the ASMR crowd.

Chili Klaus, Danish Chili Pepper enthusiast and most appropriate named person ever.

I'm sure Amazon has enough unsold Fire Phones to outfit an entire fleet of cruise ships with displays.

I know that all of us tech nerds want to complain about how the parallax and perspective issues will make it bad .. but honestly, I feel like this is one where I'd have to see it in person to really judge. Also, notice how tiny the rooms are left-to-right (since they're packed in on a cruise ship) — that actually…

This is truly unbelievable. Dude typed all that on an iPad?

God... UNC book reports are actually kind of jarring....

A REPORT ON THE PENN STATE NCAA EMAILS

Congratulations to Penn State fans, who finally have proof that they were the actual victims in this scandal.

Not only possible, but sensible.

Inb4 Penn State alumni start saying "poor us." It's possible to hate both PSU and the NCAA at the same damn time.

There was a sequence with about 6 minutes left in the 3rd which sums up the lakers this year. Start with the Suns having the ball and easily moving it through a half court set, the Suns version of Plumlee catches the ball in the paint and kind of throws up a panic hook expecting there to be some kind of defense in…

I have a dear friend who was pretty deeply depressed and, I suppose, fairly aimless. Then his wife had an affair and they're getting divorced, and he's, like, super galvanized by it all! The depression is gone completely, he's back to being hilarious and vital, he's got energy, and even a little pizzazz.