This prank is even more fun in the NFL, where they can do it every week, and the players are always surprised.

Rebuttal:

"Now that's rioting the right way."

Police say they made several arrests, and that the most serious injuries were two men treated for non-life-threatening gunshot wounds, one man who was stabbed several times, and a cracked Google Glass for which the Mission residents are holding a candlelight vigil.

Yeah I also want to point out that some topics you guys beat to death, but this is not one of them. Laughing at Lakers is ok.

If it does become a regular feature, I nominate "Kobeashi Maru" as its title.

When a reporter asked Sandy Koufax why he retired so early, he told him, "because I want to be able to lift my arm high enough to shave."

I'd be OK if this became (I guess it is already?) a recurring feature.

And... He actually exists...

"As World Series MVP, Chevy would like to award you with a VAN down by the RIVER!"

It takes a real piece of shit to make me root for Bobby Petrino.

"Remember...it's not a lie if you believe it."- George Constanza and Jimbo Fisher

There's absolutely a space for an NBA team to succeed by exploiting defenses that give up open midrange looks. Eschewing threes and letting the defense sag into the lane is not the way to do it.

He didn't merely break his leg, he fuckin judo kicked his own leg in half to get away from playing with Kobe. Jeanie Buss was calling him a loser as the ambulance doors closed.

Lakers predictably get blown out by 20 and Randle breaks his leg. Kobe is literally going to murder someone on the court by the All-Star break.

I look forward to the Sixers having to play an entire game with a Fatal Windows error projected onto the floor.

I'm sure they'll both bounce back from this.

It's hard to blame Llull for this. Who would expect the referee to levitate like that?

This woman's being melodramatic. This is actually pretty tame in terms of Challenger explosions.