It takes a real piece of shit to make me root for Bobby Petrino.

"Remember...it's not a lie if you believe it."- George Constanza and Jimbo Fisher

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There's absolutely a space for an NBA team to succeed by exploiting defenses that give up open midrange looks. Eschewing threes and letting the defense sag into the lane is not the way to do it.

He didn't merely break his leg, he fuckin judo kicked his own leg in half to get away from playing with Kobe. Jeanie Buss was calling him a loser as the ambulance doors closed.

Lakers predictably get blown out by 20 and Randle breaks his leg. Kobe is literally going to murder someone on the court by the All-Star break.

I look forward to the Sixers having to play an entire game with a Fatal Windows error projected onto the floor.

I'm sure they'll both bounce back from this.

It's hard to blame Llull for this. Who would expect the referee to levitate like that?

This woman's being melodramatic. This is actually pretty tame in terms of Challenger explosions.

No kidding. We get a rare and exciting look into their lives when he tosses his shirt. Those two gentlemen were dead serious about snagging that kick ass swag. All so he can go home and show the wife. It's a big day in the Miller household from Wisconsin.

Did you see those two guys fighting over the shirt? Well, "fighting" as much as they probably could.

It's not like they couldn't have seen this coming; his nationality is a huge red flag.

Kevin Durant is leaving Oklahoma City when his contract expires!

"And the commercialization of violence is appalling."
-Team f/k/a Bullets

Well that's not totally true. I'll be worried when Google Wallet doesn't work at Apple Pay NFC terminals.

Yes, and what us customers are paying for is fraud protection. What's the main source of credit card fraud? Either retailers' systems being compromised, or retailer's employees swiping the information off the card.

same here - it's kind of worth it to stay in a shitty low paying job because if I got a higher paying job my IBR would make up the difference and I'd be living on the same money I am now.

My Income Based Repayment "payment" is $0. I was unemployed and am currently working part time. Each year I submit my taxes to my lender and they set my payment. I am one of those who will probably end up getting some forgiven at the 25 year mark, and as long as I jump through the hoops, I am "in repayment."