Something tells me this isn't the first blockage his chest has experienced.

Because you guys have the brains.

Well then North America had damn well better tuck Florida back in its pants.

The fight broke out after a disagreement as to whether "Mexico is the Croatia of North America" or "Croatia is the Mexico of Europe."

To be fair, he went down holding his teeth, which would hurt given that he was just biting someone's shoulder.

Bite me once shame on you,

I think the nature of tennis is just well-suited for gender equality. Since strength is a smaller factor in a tennis player's skill level compared to other sports, women can perform at almost the same level as men. So watching women's tennis, you don't feel like you're watching an inferior version of the sport, the…

"Hope Solo is going psychotic. She's fucking, beating people up, and we need help."

This is what happens when you go almost two months with an ERA under 2.00 and have 0 wins and are pitching with yet another 1-0 deficit.

They're Ghana collect $170,000 per game.

Aaaaand that's enough internet for today.

Soccer doesn't need to be "fixed" to help with an American audience. It's the most popular sport in the world. If America ends up never fully embracing it, fine, but I don't see why it needs to make any major rule changes to appeal to one of the few countries where it's not huge.

no one is ever Ghana trust them again.

This is going to ruin FIFA's reputation.

Honestly, I don't think that we need to "fix" soccer to win viewers; it'll grow organically on its own as the number of Hispanic-Americans and kids who play at the youth level increase, and the increased interest will lead to an increase in MLS spending, which will lead to increased interest, etc.

The sport doesn't need to be fixed. It's great the way it is. As an American soccer fan, I could give a flying shit if it's adopted by the American general public.

Chris Resop thinks this guy is an amateur

Also, literally, Lisa Ann.