It's called the "Joe Paterno."

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

He's really trying to force a trade, as his team's in last place in the Korean league and he wants off that sinking ship.

Well it had to be quick, since it appears the match was aired by Vine.

Fastest Loss In MMA History Is

This is what happens when a sparrow thinks it's a Hawk.

Carlos Gomez, Thug, Makes Young Fan Cry

Meanwhile, a fan at the World Uphill Championships is just fucking gassed, man.

Aww...

Let's be adults here. Barkley just likes it ref.

Lance Stephenson: [walks past, bumps Evan Turner]

"The Pacers are in a terrible place."

Well obviously, they just fell off pace.

You know, I got through high school thinking that would be the case, but I recently had the chance about a week ago. Gainfully employed, good girlfriend, looking to start my own business soon; things are great. For the ones I ran into... not so much. The most successful of the bunch was one that was able to hold on to…

I may have to. If the urge finally wins and I do break down, I will have to be able to use it for something productive or my wife will crucify me for making poor decisions with my money...or her money depending on how well hidden my balls are in her purse.

It's what Deadspin pays us for.

Tatis' accomplishment should definitely come with an asterisk, though. Chan Ho was a notoriously hitter-friendly Park.

or you can take a sharpie and write ~silly~ and/or ~sexy~ truths and dares on the pieces

my body is ready