True story: on Mother's Day, a few families had converged at my in-laws' house. Being in their 70's and only needing a computer for email and looking up the occasional coupon, I replaced their aging WinXP computer with a much more useable Fedora 18/Cinnamon rig many months ago. One of my brother-in-laws sat down to…

"Kenny Rogers's questionable balls were stained with a dark substance"

Ironically, the driver was using a hands-free device.

If he'd co-written the book with Reggie Bush, he could have caught two birds.

3D Scanning + Oculus Rift = the ultimate edutainment

The Indian Premier League is just hoping the cheerleader doesn't Sioux.

"They'd need DNA to find out who it was when I got through with him."

The bear had a hankering for some Rhesus Pieces.

It seems that Cody has decided to recycle a somewhat famous gun name. During the second world war the US manufactured the FP-45 Liberator, a single-shot pistol designed to be cheaply mass produced out of stamped metal. We intended to distribute them to resistance fighters in Europe via massive air drops. The idea was…

Baseball writers always said Mantle developed a quirky, ineffectual swing towards the end of his career.

"...two of them unlikely bullets into traffic."

I don't care. These two played in the Finals together. If one of my best friends just pulled off something amazing, I'd be there swearing up a storm with them, cameras be damned. Let's not feign outrage because a former player supported a former teammate. Sports are great because of that camaraderie and passion…

We're all black friends.

At least the X-rays were negative.

This post is so meta...tarsal.

I vote that Gizmodo has a grill-off, and allow the readers to vote on the best-looking steak, and allow the staff to vote on best flavor. Perhaps also throw some flare in there with gas versus coals, Hank Hill-style.

Just blow him already - geez.

Even his big draft moment was intercepted.

That's hysterical, what a Dumbo.

His math teacher also thought, "I'm not sure why, but I always assumed he was a good listener."