And they'd be assholes. Doesn't negate the fact that it's best to hire people for their merits, and to discourage a system in which men AND women are able to use sexism and/or patriarchal attitudes to their advantage to the detriment of people who deserve jobs, raises, etc.

There is winning.

Back to the Future theme was by Alan Silvestri, not Danny Elfman.

It's funny because I pooped my pants.

I'm a straight man whose time on Cupid resulted in sex with three different women over a single weekend. Two of whom model for a living.

I weigh 120 lbs, ya motherfuckin' troll. BMI of 18.

You gotta update your fat jokes, bro. In this fast-paced information age, where fat people are subjected to a barrage of the latest and hippest insults, the only way to stand out is to be on the cutting edge, which you most certainly are not.

I didn't put words in your mouth, I told you what it sounds like to people on the other end of these countless non-threat threats that can easily be restated as "what do you think the reaction would be from a less-civilized religion whose adherents react far more violently to blasphemous words? You're lucky…

"I dare you to do this with another diety [sic]"

Compliment taken! I've contemplated writing officially on this topic, actually...I got OkCupid to a point where I could predict the results of a date (sex quality, dates till sex, rapport, length of date, relationship material, etc) with 80% accuracy after exchanging only one round of messages.

I found dating got a lot easier when I lowered the stakes and realized that both people are usually in the same boat - they're looking for sex/romance, and someone who they'd like to share that with. You're just looking for attraction or rapport, that's it, and the artifice of the date is something that you're both…

The personality questions are the cornerstone of Cupid's matching system and one of the most effective ways for users to gauge compatibility with another mate.

Generally it's not a problem for me because I use the answers to the sex questions - particularly "how much communication is ideal during sex," "talking about sex with friends," "after how many dates," etc. etc. And I'm also a physically non-threatening person. Mostly, though, I have a lot of experience and am looking…

Having gotten in a really weird OKC relationship with someone who didn't disclose her lack-of-sexual-experience on OKC:

OH MY GOD I DO THIS

I teach kindergarteners and have two little nieces. If kids are around parents who watch the news, or they overhear something in a salon or in a waiting room or whatever, they're gonna learn about it. And they're gonna ask questions. Maybe your kid doesn't know about these things, but I know plenty of little kids who…

Parents whose children asked about it (it's all over newspapers, TV, and talked about everywhere), or parents who feel like their kids should be aware of current events?

Long Island is The Valley of New York. Same level of class, same awful reliance on cars, and same amount of spray tanning.

It's not so much an assumption as it is the result of risk calculation. If in the course of two years of commuting I ask a hundred guys to move, and 70 comply, 29 blow me off, and one of them slams my face against the subway bench or tracks me down after I exit, I'd say it wasn't worth the effort. It's not…

Some of these guys are literally twice my body mass and I'm usually boarding in a bad neighborhood. So fuck you, no.