Hahaha, you said nut-cluster orgasm.

I still think the best advice for a straight couple who aren't having satisfying penetrative sex is to reverse who's doing the penetrating. Whether it's good or not, everyone learns so much and fixes a ton of problems just by being aware of what it's like to be the other person.

DOUG IS EXERCISING HIS PRIVILEGE HAVING NEVER LIVED AS A FRENCH PERSON

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"Adorably Plump Beaver"

At least for me, because the open-leg stance is by nature kind of aggressive and dominating (with a hint of thoughtlessness thrown in), I don't want to ask for the seat, because I find it intimidating to begin with. Bags on seats, people with big coats, people kind of carelessly splayed...I'm fine with asking. But men…

I have a feeling this is going to be like how everyone joins a screenwriters' workshop because they are tired of the crap everyone else writes. And then when their stuff is under the microscope, they realize that it has all these inherent structural flaws. And that in order to correct those flaws, they have to make…

I've got a hunch that most of the Anne Hathaway hate is rooted in, or heavily swayed by, misogyny. Even though a lot of it's coming from Jezebel commenters who are ostensibly feminist women.

They're not saying you won't understand because you're not a woman. They're saying that, by not being a woman, you haven't had to live through the situations that would have forced you to confront these issues. The idea of privilege is not that who you are and how you grow up prevents you from ever understanding; it's…

"As a guy myself"

It's what I spend most of my day doing.

Most industries lack moral code. Our food industry, our clothing industry, our financial system, our medical industry, children's toys, and certainly the religion industry. And they all have equal or greater influences. I'm always amazed that when I visit churches, they focus on pop stars as if they actually are false…

Har har har. Oh, people. I'm perpetually underweight. The last time I was at a "healthy" BMI, it was because I was consuming nearly 4,000 calories a day (which, if you're a tiny person to begin with, let me tell you, it takes WORK - we're talking hours and hours of eating every day). And it took months.

It's a combination of a few OkCupid indicators and questions. Regardless, I'm actually not seeking out casual sex - just sex as early in the relationship as possible. Very different things, at least to me.

Chess is all about state-sanctioned murder and regicide. Nice values you're teaching there, harlot.

Eh. I've recently begun sowing my wild oats (and how!) after being a serial monogamist, and I'm having the best sex of my life with very little upfront effort. The key is to a) seek out like-minded, sex-positive, early-fucking people who are good at communication.

Sean Connery's shirtless quite a bit in Dr. No and a few others. He's not hugely buff, but he's definitely got a rockin' bod.

OMG GUYS, just because he's a man and a totalitarian leader of a brutal, oppressive state does NOT excuse this kind of blatant, hateful BODY-SNARKING. Not that I'd expect anything less from the privileged, hateful racists of Jezebel.

Could it be.....SATAN?!

Because chalking up the events of this world to the actions of powerful, absolute representations of good and evil agents, and then deciding that those forces of horrible demonic evil have created a sitcom, is kind of weird?