What a great story. Get me David Tracy on the phone!

OMG, it’s Fancy Alanis!

That thang got a Hemi?

I’d forgotten they made those, although my college roommate had the AMC Spirit on which it’s based. I kind of like the Kammback myself.

I’ll take the wagon, or one of the sedans with a stick.

You must embrace your inner Viper. Also, it’s kinda funny how, from certain angles, this thing kind of looks like a Chrysler/Plymouth Prowler.

I’m glad Honda upgraded to The Six Million Dollar Man, complete with sound effects.

Now I have to search for Grinding Nemo.

Lincoln: don’t make Torch angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.

WWFKD? (What Would Fancy Kristen Do?) Or would it be WWFKT (What Would Fancy Kristen Think?)

Yeah, pretty much anyone would wonder why Barry Allen is wearing a Flash ring. But I still think it’s the coolest way to change into a supersuit ever.

May the wind be at your back, Dave. And hopefully not through your floorboard. Happy Thanksgiving!

I’m surprised that wasn’t already in the copy.

I think if you Google “gaping maw,” you’ll see a photo of this Avalon.

As a former Miata and current GTI owner, I definitely prefer the VW. Don’t get me wrong — I loved my Miata, and it was the best handling, most fun car I’ve ever owned. Unfortunately, I also owned a big dog at the same time, and he had an unfortunate tendency to bump the car out of gear while he struggled to fit into…

Instead of “First Drive,” shouldn’t this be filed under “Last Drive?”

No, it just failed the “so what” test.

I kneel before Fancy Kristen and worship every word she writes. It’s just that that neck-warming tech is at least 14 years old.

You’ve heard of the Mercedes Airscarf, right? https://media.daimler.com/marsMediaSite/en/instance/ko/AIRSCARF-neck-level-heating-A-warm-feeling-for-occupants-big-and-small.xhtml?oid=9361740

BMW says that these wheels are about 2.2 pounds lighter than another wheel of the same size because of the way they are made.