If the camera could zoom out, you might see the last few air bubbles of some Oldsmobile-driving rat who squealed as his concrete overshoes pulled him below the cold waves.

I don’t think anyone proofread the article.

This reminds me of the time Lexus pasted an unnecessary and hideous grille onto the SC300 and SC400. 

Thank god they didn’t make the twin kidneys the size of Texas.

Oh, God, you’re serious this time. Fuck. Man, I’m gonna miss you, Fancy Kristen. Nobody does it fancier.

I guess we’ve mostly all tried to be strong and true through this whole Coronavirus thing. Stiff upper lip, carry on, and all that. But now, with this news that Kristen is leaving, all I want to do is drink and shed a tear or two. Fancy Kristen (and Everyday Kristen), you will be sorely missed. You’re a damn great…

“It also looks like the taillights are a bit different, with reverse on top, then turn signal, then tail/brake lamp. I’m okay with that, too—that’s the order the Peugeot 504 Wagons used, after all.”

Is one of the drivers an evil twin with a goatee? Was this a transporter mishap?

All I can think of is Batmobile. Does it come in black?

I’d love to see Fancy Kristen as the villain, or at least the antihero.

Oh, Fancy Kristen, how I’ve missed you! You’re like an financially unobtainable breath of spring.

I had one of those, too (a white ‘71 with auto-stick). In fact, it was my first car, and I bought it from my sister for $480. You can add less-than-stellar fuel economy to the list of dislikes. At least I was able to sell it for $950.

Saint Dave, patron of lost Jeeps and the occasional minivan.

Go Dave go! May the wind be at your back, and not too cold.

Bless you, Fancy Grammar Kristen. 

Is it fancy enough?

Welcome back, Fancy Kristen. One can never get enough.

Batman’s Bat-crossover.

Ironically, the executive producer is Greg Berlanti.

I don’t think you can find a rustier, less repairable POS for next year, Dave. What you accomplished is nothing short of miraculous!