This is almost as embarrassing as that news story of the guy who drove his whole family across the country just to find the park was closed, so he took a security guard hostage and forced the poor guy to ride all the rides with them. People are crazy.

This person:

Yes; just got it. I was under the misconception that her family was, in actuality, Spanish. I’m gobsmacked. 

I think the takeaway here is that in order to get rich you should scam a bunch of people into thinking you’ll make them rich.

made this year’s NL all-star team