I mimic it by telling my wife after a few hours that she’ll need to buy something else if she continues to want to sit there

Stop stockpiling medical masks you idiots

Newark Airport is the Newark of airports

I’m not an expert on how to become rich, but I’m pretty sure the first step is not to invest money in a guy who writes a book called I Will Teach You To Be Rich 

“Bob Murray?! Is that the guy who dipped his balls in my hot dog water?”

There has been talk of having him evaluated or seen by a psychologist. That hurts my heart.

This guy is the biggest phoney. I’ve talked to former co-workers of The Points Guy who say the hardest he’s worked over the years is developing a cult-like worship status among his employees and will make it hell on those who don’t think he’s completely changed the hospitality industry.

Look, I am totally in support of all ya’ll, but I have to address this article:

That’s quite a hot candy take to have when Almond Joy and Mounds exist

Everyone stand back... WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE

How do you write about someone you loved intensely, but didn’t really like?

I just want to say that no article about Mike Fucking Leach needs to be 1500 words

Let’s Get to Know Mike Pence’s New Press Secretary, Who Is Also Reportedly Dating Stephen Miller

This won’t get enough stars.

WHOA EVERYONE HOLD UP WE GOT A BADASS HERE

He is FANTASTIC in The Hurt Locker. SO YOU WATCH YOUR TONE, MISSY

This is an ironic review coming from someone that has been vocal about his hatred of women in film.

“America’s dad Tom Hanks playing the other America’s dad Fred Rogers? I have no interest in seeing this.” - the saddest person in the history of the world

Is Hallmark eventually going to do some sort of Avengers-style team up with Lacey Chabert, Candace Cameron Bure, Ali Sweeney, and Holly Robinson Peete? 

You are absolutely wrong and absolutely right in one post.