I think we all know who did it

Coincidentally, I created a meme four years ago today during the pandemic whilst we were in the midst of a nationwide TP shortage...

That’s ok... my dog cares more about me than my cat does.

The same self-driving tech that let’s you enjoy Tik Tok’s while you should be holding the steering wheel... and the same tech that has auto-braking to avoid rear end and pedestrian collisions could also have prevented the car from going off the highway.

Why would you install 3rd party software when its 2.5 keystrokes away? Just hit Command+Tab to bring up the app changer, continue to tap  Tab while holding Command to move to the next app, then move one finger from Tab to Q to quit it. I do this with my left hand all the time... thumb on Command and my index finger on…

I’m tempted to reply and say like the re-imaged version but then Giz will probably ban me too... but hey, I just have a thing for pale skinned redheads. After all, I’m married to one. But I mean seriously... after years of jerking off to a redhead cartoon Ariel I’m not sure how I feel about a live remake...

Wifi may be off, but there’s alway 3g/4g/5g/LTE? or tethering? or MiFi’s? Seriously... if any reporter is counting on wifi provided by some other org to get their work done they’re just dumb.

Well that should speed up the lawsuits against her estate...

“I just wanted to acknowledge that the Want to date a family member is something we know about, we’ve reproduced ourselves, we’re working on it. We’re looking to get it fixed ASAP, thanks for all the bug reports, we appreciate it. We’re of course working on the aging bug too.”

Two other use cases:

While the technology and idea in concept is good, I can see lots of reasons these will fail in the market... mainly if there’s a more serious fall or injury then you have a piece of metal immediately next to your foot that can lead to more complex injuries. Just like there’s places for steel toed boots but other…

You skipped one key element that makes ver 8 not the best... its not in the Mac App Store. I migrated from a different tool to 1Pass v.7 when I got my new M1 MBP last fall. Compared to my old tool, 1Password is awesome. And everything syncs up with my Mac, iPhone and iPad (though being an IT Sec guy... I’m still leery…

re: calling the police... as a juvenile I did something dumb, was caught, and the police brought me home. I was not alone... 4 of us were busted. The other 3 were disciplined by their parents. My mom wanted to “teach me a lesson”. So in talking to the officer, he said “well they discussed it in advanced which makes it…

In addition to “Don’t try to hide the mistake” also don’t lie about or try to minimize it. At least in the corporate and IT worlds... and as it relates to image and risk, communicating about the full impact is better than having to follow-up again later to adjust the scope.

Consider as well that most interactions with police these days are recorded... by them and by us and sometimes by bystanders. If you state that they don’t need your permission if they already have probable cause and they search it anyway, they are indirectly stating they had probable cause by their actions. If you…

“On the one hand, there’s the old adage that if you have nothing to hide you should just comply” consider this... say you bought the vehicle used and never checked the spare tire compartment under the mat in the trunk cause you never had reason to esp cause the previous owner told you there was no spare tire back there…

Just as the correct response when arrested is silence other than asking for an attorney, the correct answer is always “no”. If you call an attorney right then, they will say to decline the request. If they have probable cause or reasonable suspicion, they don’t need your permission anyway. If they have a warrant, they…

Here’s something I doubt Netflix is considering... the roaming streamer. And no, I don’t mean travelers. Streaming used to be the cheaper alternative to cable. But all streaming prices have gone up (and the streaming cable like DirecTVNow are almost the same price as cable). During the pandemic we were getting govt…

Yeah its almost like the writer of the article either doesn’t use a Mac or didn’t actually test the software. Not a single screenshot of it in use... just a re-wording of the apps list of options from their own website. Or maybe the author used it on an older Mac ‘cause I can’t see how this has any value to any person…

I’m not sure this is needed on a newer M1 Macbook Pro. I have the late 2021 16" M1 MBP with the higher capacity charging brick (the one that does fast charging). I got it in Nov of last year and as of March I have only 8 charge cycles. Yet I essentially leave it plugged in all the time. Remember that a charge cycle is…