I like the way you think

^^^ This.  Same cars there and here but vastly different towing regulations.  

I guess we’re done for the day Jack.

Agreed. They are protecting the portfolios of their clients. All 5 of them.

Been there. Done that. Cultural references fade so fast even my 18 and 20 year old kids see it now. 

Well I would say “Dodge” means “Avoid” as in dodge = avoid and also avoid Dodge.

This has made my day.  Like the car it puts a smile on my face.

You friend are the Venn diagram for those who know about ukeleles and can appreciate Miata racing. There are not many of us here.

He’s in computers for chriss-sakes.  Assume he knows little about cars.

This needs more stars. 

Do it Tom!

classic.

He is looking at either the car or her. She is looking directly at you. The Formula 1 Super Sport tires just scream el cheapo. And that TA is about to get stuck on a sand pile the size of a small ant hill.

and the soft bits are oh so nice.  

Eat Tracey Ullman’s shorts?  Nom, nom, nom. 

Not a Jeep.

Perhaps you’re not the demographic?

60hp is plenty.  It’s all about the gearing.  

Must have been Division 3 cornerbacks. 

Buick was appealing to me.