Last car I bought, I knew, in my head, what I wanted my monthly payments to be, but I sure as hell wasn’t going to tell the dealer that.

Or how many months...

The first time I went car shopping at a dealer that question pissed me off so much I wrapped things up and left as quickly as I could, but then I heard it everywhere.

Probably not the first time a “Crystal Symphony” as be sought for arrest.

well, I know you saw one in the ad, but the one we had at that price sold earlier today. If you are interested, I have an F150 here that will do all the same stuff as that Maverick - if we could get you close to that monthly payment you mentioned would you be willing to sign today?

It is way too easy to get your driver’s license in this country. We need laws that requires more skills behind the wheel and actually keep checking our driving skills well into old age. Just one day of driving around Florida will demonstrate the need for better driver training for new and older drivers. 

Missing woman? No clue how to solve that, sorry, trail’s gone cold and they don’t have enough manpower. Possible illegal immigrant working some shit job no American citizen wants to do because it’s too hard for too little pay? Texas sure the fuck knows how to handle that immediately and in overwhelming force.

Established, well-received Youtube channels almost certainly bring in more per year than G/O is willing to pay.

They’ll only help those who follow Jesus, not those named as such....

Waco is an inflamed boil upon the buttocks of Texas. The fact that the ineptitude of the Waco PD is again exposed is a surprise to no one.

Still trying to figure out that headline. WTF. 

Waco PD is only good at covering up for Baylor athletics. 

Was that Milt Whatshisname?

Works for me. A la lanterne!

Award them twelve million, and take it out of the police pension fund. That is the only way cops will ever start cleaning house.

This confusing headline brought to you by kars 4 kids.

This is exactly the sort of thing that shows why qualified immunity needs to be removed from police.

Daily ACAB reminder.

Wait. So a shady tow operator is in cahoots with some rogue cops?

Cops being racist? First I’ve ever heard of this...